A Macdrabble tale

VACANCY

 

ASSISTANT REQUIRED. APPLY WITHIN.

 

I went in and enquired but I got more questions than answers. How could I explain that I could do the job if I didn’t know what it was. I was willing to do almost anything. Almost.

 

“You’ll do. Can you start tomorrow?”

 

I was up early next morning and put on my jeans and T-shirt. This was my opportunity to shine. I would give it my all, work hard and prove to everyone that I could do anything well.

 

I opened the door, went in the yard and the  llama spat in my face.