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On the last round of the village Summer Whist Drive young Jim partnered Gladys who stared at him with a grim face and tight bun. Early in the game, with spades as trumps, the lead played a diamond. Not having one Jim played the two of spades, but to his horror the next player played the three, leaving Gladys to play a diamond and losing the trick. She was mortified as she also lost the star prize.

 

With thinly disguised anger she offered Jim the painful words of wisdom: