When the village headmistress invited the new vicar to lead assemblies he decided to illustrate to
the children what you needed to do to gain entry to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Wearing jeans and T shirt he told the children that he was going to Heaven and he engaged them
in the qualities that he would need and pretended to put them in his suitcase. When it was full he
waved goodbye. He was on his way.

Jack rushed home excitedly to tell his mother.
“The vicar is going on his holidays to Heaven.”
“No, Jack love,” she said. “Devon.”