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There’s probably no more satisfying pleasure than be able to blitz an itch. The occasional scratch enlivened Norman’s life and he always looked forward to the next one but one day he had two and he didn’t know which one to scratch first. The next day he had three, four, five..they were multiplying. Soon his whole body was covered in flaming itches that were too hot to quell. 

 

The dermatologist recommended UVB Light Therapy but said he would need to protect his necessaries. Norman’s sister-in-law solved the problem by knitting him a Willy warmer… made to measure.